WEIRDLAND

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Take my hand


"With a little love, and some tenderness
We'll walk upon the water
We'll rise above this mess
With a little peace, and some harmony
We'll take the world together
We'll take em by the hand

cause I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you

Yesterday, I saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said get up, and let me see you smile
We'll take a walk together
Walk the road awhile, cause

cause Ive got a hand for you
I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you
Wont you let me run with you? yeah

Hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
Hold my hand
I'll take you to a place where you can be
Hold my hand
Anything you wanna be because
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can

See I was wasted, and I was wasting time
till I thought about your problems, I thought about your crimes
Then I stood up, and then I screamed aloud
I don't wanna be part of your problems
Don't wanna be part of your crowd, no

cause I've got a hand for you
I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you
Ah, won't you let me run with you?"

("Take my Hand" song by Hootie & the Blowfish)

Between two women



No wonder Jake is sticking his tongue out. Catty fight!

Dress your Jake!


Doesn't Jake look nice in this exclusive attire by The Gilded Moose fashion designers, try to do your dolled-up Jake.
EDIT: Here you can see how I've dressed Jake, Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst in Stardoll.

Test your lipstick

Take your Lipstick personality quiz, from Barbie Martini.
My results are:

·Sharp angles both sides
·Personality Profile Spiritual
·Curious
·Seeks attention
·Mysterious
·Big ego
·Faithful
·Looks for easy way
·Loves life


I know, I'm looking chronicly for an easy way, but a big ego???

A very sweet coffe for Jake






This brunette chick, identified as a friend, mustn't need too much sugar in her coffee after, eh? Pics by IHJ.

Combative poetry


"The sky glows bright and soldiers panic,
Grenades and shells, an atmosphere manic.
Death and destruction lie scattered around,
The “Great and the Good” now a corpse on the ground.

But then those who lived though it, not as they began,
Changed so abruptly by the blood of a man.
Political veil lifted clean from their eyes,
To see War’s one true essence, reprieve and reprise.

People are different, be it colour or creed,
Motivation the same, mostly power and greed.
Celebrate the difference of what your “friend” says
Don’t try to force on him your righteous ways.

For an end of these days of destructive defiance
For a time we create one “Human Alliance”
Working together, not pulling apart
To realise the vision, open your heart.

Change is ongoing, but it’s direction we choose,
This is the battle that we must not loose.
Move from the view of our own nation state
Adapt, become one world…before it’s too late."


(poem courtesy by Ged aka Afterthedarkness, published previously in Jake Watch Messageboard)

Monday, October 02, 2006

Which kiss are you?


Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman

"I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"

Kirsten's home on sale





Would you like to live in the house Kirsten lived in as a child?
Then you can buy Dunst’s childhood home for a pricetag of $1.7 million dollars.

Actress Kirsten Dunst’s childhood home is reportedly on the market for 1.7 million dollars.

The single family home was purchased by Dunst’s mother Inez at the time when she was filming the Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt starrer ‘Interview with a Vampire’.

The actress, who debuted in a Woody Allen film in 1989 at the tender age of seven, moved from her New Jersey into this house at the age of 12. Since she was too young to legally purchase a home for herself, this house remains in her mother’s name.

The home made on an area of 300 square feet, which is being shopped under the listing of “home of celebrities”, has three bedrooms, and is located on a private drive in Toluca Lake, Calif, reports TMZ.

Shelley Smith, realtor to the stars, says that Kirsten`s room includes a den at the top of a spiral staircase that was personalised with "Spiderman" movie memorabilia.

He says that pictures of the inner portions of the house have been placed in a photobook on display for the prospective buyers, and that the neighbourhood is a celebrity-rich locale, with inhabitants like the legendary Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

Dunst’s family moved out of this home six years ago, when she bought her mom, brother and grandmother a new home on Toluca Lake.
Zeenews.com

I think that these pictures belong to this on-sale home in San Fernando Valley, whom she moved at age 11 from her first home in Point Pleasant -New Jersey- (Many communities within the San Fernando Valley are part of the City of Los Angeles, like Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Toluca Lake, Woodland Hills, etc.) showing us that Kirsten's sense of housing fashion is less quirky than her wardrobe style.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

The sexy Mail-Man





An improper appropriation of mail is a federal delict and an overdose of seductiveness probably is another delict.
We won't punish him for that, though.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

American Rebels






James Byron & Jake









Today, 51 anniversay of James Dean's death, I remember two films in which his name was brought up in very different angles. In the movie "Come back to the five and dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean" (1982) by Robert Altman, the neurotic Mona (actress Sandy Dennis) has kept alive her memories about meeting James Dean 20 years ago during the filming of "Giant" and she reunites with her friends in a Woolworth store in a small town of Texas. I watched this film on T.V. in the 90's and I could easily relate to the lead protagonist -who recreated a similar role (Honey) in "Who is afraid of Virginia Woolf?"- because her obsession with James Dean's myth is so blindly absorbing that has forced her to live apart of reality. In the end, stuttering a resentless poignant confession, she reveals us why she lied to herself half of her life.

In the other film, the controversial David Cronenberg's "Crash" (1996), where the characters attend staged recreations of famous car crashes for erotic purposes, like the one that killed James Dean, Vaughan (actor Elias Koteas) says: "These were the confident last words of the brilliant, young Hollywood star James Dean as he piloted his Porsche 550 Spyder race car toward a date with death along a lonely stretch of California two-lane blacktop Route 466... Don't worry that guy's gotta see us. The year... 1955. The day... September 30. The time... Now. The first star of our show is Little Bastard. James Dean's racing Porsche. He named it after himself and had his racing number - 130 - painted on it."

Friday, September 29, 2006

Beautiful future partenaire




I hope that Jake and Reese connect their chemistry plugs as much as Reese made it with Joaquin Phoenix, or how Jake with Jen Aniston.






These four scenes above belong to the dotty film "S.F.W." (So Fucking What?), one of my most guilty pleasures of cinema, by Jefery Levy (1994), it's difficult to make its synopsis coherent, as an anonymous viewer in a review for Amazon submitted:

"A FILM WAY AHEAD OF IT'S TIME. July 25, 1999
Take a look at this film and you will be amazed at how it predicted the future -- from OJ to JFK jr. Also, how many films have there been since SFW that have dealt with the same themes, but not nearly as well? NBK; Mad City; Truman Show; Ed TV -- SFW is, quite simply, a work of genius -- even more amazing: the book was written by a 17 year old college kid in 1987! The film, while it parodies teen romance films, also deals with the way popular culture (not just the media) takes a person or event, uses it to sell, sell, sell, then discards it, usually destroying it/him. The big cycle of pop culture. Check it out for yourself." -A viewer.


The antihero is Cliff Spab (performed by Stephen Dorff) and he is kidnapped by terrorists during 36 days in company of Reese Witherspoon (Wendy Pfister). Despite of a childish script and some camera work wreck, I haven't been able to forget its empty message, so although is despised as a dreadful sub "Natural Born Killers" by cinephiles, so fucking what? Some dialogue of the end by Stephen and Reese in the hospital after having been shot by a repressed teenager.

Cliff Spab: Wendy
Wendy Pfister: Spab
Cliff Spab: Wendy
Wendy Pfister: Spab
Cliff Spab: Wendy
Wendy Pfister: Spab
Cliff Spab: So are we gettin' married or what?
Wendy Pfister: Hey, guy. You fucking know it.
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And while Reese was running away as Vanessa Lutz in her car in "Freeway", in a time bucle Jake was riding his bike yesterday 28th September in West Village, N.Y.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Sexy Godmother of Jake




Jake's godmother and his ex share sexiness in the bathtub.


I know, the last picture is scary.
Temperature has lowered several degrees in my room.